It’s the Season of the Slasher, horror fans! This week it’s time to return to that dangerous old summer camp you can’t believe you survived with Friday the 13th, aka Camp Crystal Lake! It’s the movie that taught us to beware helpful old ladies.
This week, our dyspeptic duo are joined by Maverick, designated Stephen King expert, in a SPECIAL HORROR DOUBLE FEATURE of both the original 1976 and remake 2013 CARRIE! We get back to high school and remember our own horribly awkward teenage years (with proms that resulted in less deaths, thankfully or unthankfully, no we’re kidding hey did we mention this show isn’t for kids?)
This week, don’t call them bloodsuckers! Chaos and Carnage sink their teeth into Let The Right One In (the Sweedish one, lovelies). 12 year old Oskar is a shy boy tormented by bullies day in and day out until the mysterious Eli appears. She’s not 12! She’s the reason people are turning up dead all over town! And she wants to take care of Oskar’s bullies, too, because they’re in luuuuuuurve… And you better believe things go awry. For everyone in Eli’s path.
This week Chaos and Carnage are becoming Junior Airline Pilots, and the in flight movie is Take Me Home: The John Denver Story! Travel back in time to a pre-9/11 airport where a bunch of teenagers in their thirties are ready to meet their fate! Don’t fear the Reaper, but do grab your popcorn as Chaos and Carnage almost come to blows over Final Destination!
This Week, Chaos forces Carnage to watch the movie that terrified her as a tender four-year-old. That’s right, it’s finally time for John Carpenter’s The Thing! Join us to find out what has changed for Carnage in the decades between watches and for a whole boat load of trivia that you won’t have to go to Antarctica to get!