This week, Chaos and Carnage unleash their inner Beast on The Purge! This is a Carnage pick. A family of wealthy suburbanites plans to lock themselves down and wait out a future dystopian holiday, where for 12 hours a year, all crimes are legal. But of course things go awry! To purge or not to purge, that is the question. Stay bloodthirsty, friends.
This week, Chaos and Carnage put the strange in The Strangers! Two boring people have a really contrived, dare we say strange, kind-of breakup after a wedding, go to a cabin in the woods, and then continue kind-of breaking up until a blonde girl comes to the door looking for Tamara. The couple politely tell her to get lost and then get stalked and tormented by three masked… well, strangers.
Chaos and Carnage are fully on the side of youth and anarchy in this week’s review of The Cabin in the Woods! Marty was a plant! Topics this week include the price of custom-built bongs and who probably ended up with it, all the amazing fandom crossovers you never knew were essential to your fanfic well being, which hosts and guests best fit the sacrificial archetypes, and of course, monsters. Lots. And lots. Of monsters. A glorious cavalcade of mayhem awaits!
Our dyspeptic duo review the imaginative 2016 thriller, Hush. Or, Someone’s About to Underestimate a Badass Woman. Join in the laughter with Chaos and Carnage.